Los africanos

Hoy recibí otro correo electrónico de los amigos africanos. Este último es bien curioso. Se supone que es del cocinero del presidente de Togo, país africano para los que no saben qué es eso.

"From the Residence of the President of Togo Republic

ATTENTION SIR,

I am Nanaamah Koffi, a cook to the late Togolese President Gnassingbe Eyadema who died recently.

Before the death of His Excellency, Gnassingbe Eyadema, he used to give me saves to hide in the firewood store with the warning that I should watch over the safe carefully so that nobody tempers with them because they contains money. He advised me that if I can be confidential, then, in the end he would make me rich. So, time after time, he would give me the saves, when the Diplomats come, he would instruct me to load them in their vehicles and they would go with the saves. But this last batch, due to the complication that led to his sudden death, the Diplomats have not come and the saves were still in the firewood store not until I got frightened and loose confidence in the son who is now at the throne. I loose confidence in the son because he has threatened to change me as a cook because of what he regard as insecurity. The threat had really thrown me into a state of confusion, frustration and hopelessness.

As God would have it, one Wednesday morning, with the help of a domestic van Driver, I was able to removed the saves to a nearby Vault at the Togo/Aflao border region were they are being deposited in the moment. The vault authority did not know the real content of the luggage as I have declared that the luggage contained cutlery that we imported and found to be sub-standard, and therefore, awaiting return back to the manufacturer. Only the Van Driver and I know this secret under the sun.

PROPOSITION

Can you come down and claim the saves pretending to be the manufacturer of the cutlery with a promise to replacing them with the standard quality expected? And or, do you want to order the vault to cargo the saves and send them to you by Air Courier on the same promise of replacing them? Or what method or idea can you put forward? I shall be prepared to give you a contact of the vault organization for onward negotiation on the issue.

Note that upon claiming the saves, the Van Driver and I would like to go with you to your country to settle for a better living and invest as well. For your information, I have destroyed the original padlock and confirmed that each of the saves contains £7.5 Million British Pounds. The saves are five in number. Though I have replaced the padlocks with new ones, but I would not want the saves to remain in the vault for too long as this could be dangerous. I am ready to give you 15% of the total money if you endeavour to help me out. Please if you wish to assist me, kindly reply me through my most exclusive e-mail address: nanakofi@postino.it

Tomorrow, I will come back to this nearby café and see your opinion through your reply.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Nanaamah Koffi"

Pues demás está decir que ni se les ocurra responder correos de esta naturaleza, es una total pérdida de tiempo. Hasta conseguí un sitio donde una persona colecciona estos correos y los publica. Tengo entendido por advertencias que hace el gobierno americano que estos correos provienen de organizaciones mafiosas que se dedican a la caza de incautos. Así que no les paren en lo absoluto, bórrenlos y ya. Claro, hay algunos arriesgados que se han atrevido a tratar de burlarse de estos individuos, cosa muy peligrosa por cierto.

Como nota curiosa les comento que estos tipos están enviando estos correos desde hace muchísimo tiempo. Recuerdo que antes enviaban cartas por correo normal, yo las ví. Ahora usan la Internet.

Jejeje, si conocieran la clase de limpio al que le están enviando estos emails.